Adolf Hitler

"Bla bla bla, random german shit that I can't understand" -Adolf Hitler, 1933

Adolf Hitler was the dictator of Nazi Germany during WWII. He first began as a painter in Austria, but quit after being rejected by Vienna's Art School. He moved to Germany where he rose up the ranks after WWI, he became quickly popular amongst the german politicians and was elected democratically. He became first Chancellor, then "Führer" of Germany. During his reign, millions of jews were gassed. He caused WWII by invading Poland in 1939, and died in his bunker by getting killed by Adolf Hitler, famous war hero who killed a dictator, ended WWII in Europe and ended a genocide. Satan decided Hitler should come back to life, so in 2006, a baby born first as Maxime was revealed to be Hitler himself in 2020. Nowadays, Adolf has forgotten his ways, although he is still anti-semite. He is a big fan of Pokémon, has two balls, has a butt-chin, a brand new body basically. After getting his country conquered by the FGHJ Empire, Adolf converted fully to Obamaism, and became a soldier of the Empire. He helped during the European campaign by sending supplies to the Three Warriors.