Mamadou Segpa

"Salut les fils de vos mères" -Mamadou Segpa, 2010s

Mamadou Segpa was born April 4th 1961 in Yamassoukro, Ivory Coast. His parents, his brother and his two sisters moved quickly to Nairobi in Kenya where they stayed for a while. Mamadou was diagnosed with every mental disability possible and Down Syndrome, which caused him to be bullied in school. At home, it wasn't good either. His parents were on the verge of disowning him and his siblings made a song about his constant hunger of weird things such as toothpaste and shoes called "Mamadou avait mal aux dents". It became a kid's song across the country, but Mamadou was even more bullied. The bullying got so bad that his parents had to move to Algeria. A Canadian tourist was visiting Algeria and met Mamadou. That Canadian tourist was Charles Ispwapwa's mother. They moved together to Paris, France and lived there for a while. Mamadou was reputed in Paris for his stupidity, and the Parisians were even more judging than any Africans. Thankfully, Charles Ispwapwa's mother comforted him, and he stopped himself from killing himself with a banana. Mamadou worked in the gaming industry and was the main model for the hit video-game "Super Mamadou Bros.". In 2006, upon hearing Charles Ispwapwa's mother was pregnant, Mamadou married her. December 1st 2006, Charles Ispwapwa was born. Barack Obama told Mamadou personally that Charles was his son, that he had spiritually entered Charles Ispwapwa's mother, and that Charles was the second coming of Christ. Despite his disabilities, Mamadou understood that Charles was divine. Upon raising Ispwapwa (name was requested by Barack Obama), Mamadou noticed how his son never lost, never was wrong, never died, and how good he was at taking water from the well. Gradually, like a miracle of Obama, Mamadou lost his disabilities and revealed himself to be a reasonable person. He studied the profession of lawyer and became a reputable lawyer in France and later the FGHJ Empire.