Charles Ispwapwa

"La chose que je peux battre ce sont mes couilles" -Charles Ispwapwa, 2020

Charles Ispwapwa is the Prime Minister of the FGHJ Empire. He was born in Ottawa, Canada to his mother and "father". Barack Obama, his true father, revealed to his father Mamadou Segpa, that Charles was his son. Mamadou became the first Obamaist. He spent most of his childhood in Nairobi, Kenya, but every holidays he went to his birthplace Ottawa, Canada, up until 2015 where he and his family moved to France. After living for 5 years in France, Charles met many friends, most notably Kwendal Zu, Tugo Zu, ßasile Zu and Yulian Zu, but met also General Gonk, Moules Frites, Toto F, Pioudor, Adolf Hitler, and many others. In October of 2020, Charles staged a coup, and annexed Western European Countries and North American Countries to form The FGHJ Empire. Charles went on to declare war to many countries, causing WWIII, WWIV and WWV. He, Tugo and Kwendal formed The pros at crashing servers, who were the only soldiers fighting on Earth and outer space. Charles's plan was to conquer the entirety of the Solar System to expand FGHJ's dignity. Charles became the Prime Minister of the FGHJ Empire and will stay as such, because he has supernatural powers due to his father being Obama. Charles never dies, never loses, never is wrong, he is always Charles.